Lol.
I wonder if it will ever be alright again within my lifetime to call people who commit suicide cowards.
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This works when you get the vibrating studs, but that works better when it’s in the tongue frenulum.
We raise $500,000,000 for Michael Bay to make yet another Transformers movie. But it will only show for one night. And then all prints will be destroyed. So everyone who wants to see it must attend the premiere. Every movie theater will be under contract to show it on all…




